function get_date(maxNum)
{
  today=new Date();
  t=today.getDate()
  return t;
}

function datesher()
{
  var maxsher=31;
  var dsher=get_date(maxsher);
  dsher--;



  var sher=new Array(maxsher)

  sher[0]="Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face.Par dil ke storage mein <b>no more disk space...</b>";
 
  sher[1]="Jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi hai ik female.Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya <b>mailbox</b>, kya <b>e-mail...</b>";

  sher[2]="Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... Mere pyaar ke <b>icon</b> pe kabhi to <b>double-click karo...</b>";

  sher[3]="Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning... Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise <b>0 errors aur 5 warnings...</b>"; 
   
  sher[4]="A bus station is where a bus stops.<br>A train station is where train stops.<br>On my desk, I have a work station....<br>what more can I say..........";

  sher[5]="Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash, Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera,<b> system hota hai crash</b>";

  sher[6]="Gam woh cheez hai..,Gam woh cheez hai..,Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.";

  sher[7]="Nazar mein to kai hain aur shaayad lonely hain... Problem yehi hai ki voh ab <b>read only</b> hain... ";

  sher[8]="Teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya kabhi<b> offline to kabhi online piya</b>";

  sher[9]="Kal jab mile thhe to dil mein hua ek <b>sound. </b>Aur aaj mile to kehte hain  <b>your file not found!</b>";

  sher[10]="Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya. Yeh dekho mera <b>connection time out</b> ho gaya...";

  sher[11]="Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face.Par dil ke storage mein <b>no more disk space...</b>"; 
  
  sher[11]="Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai,Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai."; 
  
  sher[13]="Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face.Par dil ke storage mein <b>no more disk space...</b>";

  sher[14]="Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown. Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya<b> server down...</b>";

  sher[15]="Jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi hai ik female.Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya <b>mailbox</b>, kya <b>e-mail...</b>";

  sher[16]="Dil se ek ishq ki <b>application create</b> kar raha hoon. Pyaar se <b>debug </b>karna mein wait kar raha hoon...";   

  sher[17]="Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya. Yeh dekho mera <b>connection time out</b> ho gaya...";

  sher[18]="Kal jab mile thhe to dil mein hua ek <b>sound. </b>Aur aaj mile to kehte hain  <b>your file not found!</b>";

  sher[19]="Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh <b>repeat</b> kar doonga... Tu naa mili to apni zindagi <b>ctrl+alt+delete </b>kar doonga...";

  sher[20]="Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke <b>paste</b> karna bhool gaye...";

  sher[21]="Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to <b>double-click </b>karo...";

  sher[22]="Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning... Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise <b>0 errors aur 5 warnings...</b>";

  sher[23]="Nazar mein to kai hain aur shaayad lonely hain... Problem yehi hai ki voh ab <b>read only</b> hain... ";

  sher[24]="Ab aur kaho na tum, \"but\" ya \"if\" Tum ho meri zindagi ki <b>animated gif</b>";

  sher[25]="Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat What is your <b>ICQ number</b>, aao karein <b>chat</b>";

  sher[26]="Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash, Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera,<b> system hota hai crash</b>";

  sher[27]="Ho gayi galti humse,<b> Click </b>ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!";

  sher[28]="A bus station is where a bus stops.<br>A train station is where train stops.<br>On my desk, I have a work station....<br>what more can I say..........";

  sher[29]="Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai";
  
  sher[30]="Teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya kabhi<b> offline to kabhi online piya</b>";

  sher[31]="Jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi hai ik female.Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya <b>mailbox</b>, kya <b>e-mail...</b>";   

  

   

document.write('<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="2">');
document.write(sher[dsher]);
document.write('</FONT>');
}
datesher();